Last year's Breakup Box was so successful we’ve brought it back in a brand new way. This year you get to have gin as well as break up with your partner!

When you order the Breakup Box, you will receive a full bottle of the highly awarded Triple Juniper Gin, gin magnets and a martini recipe, for you to toast your new found freedom.

At the same time, we will send an empty bottle of Triple Juniper Gin to your soon to be ex-partner’s address which includes a personal message communicating that the relationship has unfortunately run its course.

Imagine their initial joy at receiving the gift box, expecting a delicious example of Never Never Gin only for that joy to soon dissipate after receiving a bottle of air and a cheeky send off.

You get gin, they get an important and valuable reminder not to be an asshole, really everybody wins. If by everybody, you mean mainly the person doing the dumping, then correct. Everybody wins.

Sure it’s a little cruel, but so is subjecting your partner to months of pent up gas-lighting and passive aggressive text messaging instead. At least this way the message is communicated quickly, and you also get a fantastic gin to boot.

There’s nothing wrong with celebrating the moment in time that you stop speaking to someone and what’s more, there is nothing wrong in complementing that particular moment with a martini made with the World’s Best London Dry.

We've created 9 differnet messages you can include in your break up box, They are all listed below and can be selected on our website

The messages range from gentle all the way through to the heart-crushing brutality that can only be achieved through capitalised Helvetica.

Some of the messages are classics, however some are a little spicier than others. We encourage our customers to check them all pf them below and then choose the one that really works best for you in your current situation via the product page.

Choose your favourite message to send your ex from the following

Welcome to dumpsville, population you
Here's a toast to seeing other people, oh wait, you were already doing that. Never mind.
I Can't wait to not share this with you
The Jerk Store Called, and it turns out they're running out of you
Roses are red, Empty bottles are sad, I'm definitely going to sleep with your dad
A Bottle as empty as your promises, as cold as your heart and as vacant as your personality
This bottle is full of the oxygen you keep stealing
We took all the gin out of this bottle and put it into new beGINnings, good luck with your life.
Roses are red, this bottle is empty, I've found out your best friend's surprisingly bendy.

Just select your favourite message in drop down on the product page and your ex will receive your message of choice.

The Breakup Box is aimed not only at those in unhappy relationships, it could be a not so subtle tool to stop those after-midnight texts from the ex who's committed to staying friends but loves a “you up?” message.

Maybe it's a response to the ex-boss who keeps trying to tempt you back into a toxic work environment or the supposed “best friend” who hovers a little too long over the reels of your shirtless boyfriend on Instagram.

Regardless, this year's Breakup Box is bound to cause a stir among those who might not have been the best partner they could have been in 2024.

There are only 50 Breakup Boxes available so if you find yourself staring in the mirror muttering the words “We are Never Never getting back together” over and over numerous times a day, maybe this is for you this Valentines Day.

Break Up Box

Gin For You, None For your Ex! The Break Up Box is Back!

Order a Breakup Box, you will receive a full bottle of our Triple Juniper Gin, gin magnets and a martini recipe, for you to toast your new found freedom.

At the same time, we will send an empty bottle of Triple Juniper Gin to your ex-partner’s address which includes a personal message communicating that the relationship has unfortunately run its course.

500mL / 43% ABV